Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Winter Break To-Do List


-Install a cage in living room that way if the kids start to fight we can have a cage match. Be sure to charge admission.


-Make grandparents sign a contract stating if they give the children sugar they are responsible for said children until they come down from their sugar high.


-Family bonding! Cook meals together, fall down at the ice skating rink together!


-Go to see the movies the kids want to see, except Madagascar 2. Try explain to children that it got really bad reviews and they will have to wait until it comes out on DVD.


-Wear something besides yoga pants and snow boots when out on the town.


-Take goofy family portrait at home, send the out to friends a family and wait for the complaints that we didn't go to Sears to have it done.


Happy Holidays!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Wicked Classy


My mother is always telling me I look "wicked" or "classy".  After watching me in a dance performance today she said I have "attitude", but I believe she meant stage presence. When you combine these three words: wicked, classy and attitude the only person that truly comes to mind is Daffyd from Little Britain.