tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20310418696455473382024-03-12T19:11:27.183-07:00Reports from Chicago IslandNataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-1871462524922219232010-01-19T08:27:00.000-08:002010-01-19T08:34:26.220-08:00You have much more then you know<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5IntxHwqikxTSuLXeaA3KGFCLWBYN7ujEJm1em9a8C6Y53O4pvw-PSEcsQtGsvEtuS9HU_p694HegMFqMn7G2rvtbJgW6NDQxfMrJ6z5YNd51e1NU0FI0MSXrleh-3FClYt_eXrrxGlW5/s1600-h/haiti_bodies_1560459c.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5IntxHwqikxTSuLXeaA3KGFCLWBYN7ujEJm1em9a8C6Y53O4pvw-PSEcsQtGsvEtuS9HU_p694HegMFqMn7G2rvtbJgW6NDQxfMrJ6z5YNd51e1NU0FI0MSXrleh-3FClYt_eXrrxGlW5/s320/haiti_bodies_1560459c.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428489606125806194" /></a><br />My whole family is home sick today. Normally this would drive me crazy, but I have running water to wash a pot to cook soup for them. Water to fill the tub for them soak their sore muscles in. Clean clothes to dress them in after a bath. I can open my refrigerator and feed them. They can sleep on warm beds, not on the road in fear of the earth cracking open and harming them, or because their home has already been destroyed. This sickness is no burden. <p> I'm donating today: <p>http://american.redcross.org/site/PageServer?pagename=ntld_mainNataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-90153391353892683442009-12-29T07:35:00.001-08:002009-12-29T07:38:22.514-08:00Give the kids what they want.These two songs can be heard on a daily basis at our house:<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ms2klX-puUU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ms2klX-puUU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/McdqerXrwXE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/McdqerXrwXE&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-43020703689315967822009-11-25T09:50:00.000-08:002009-11-25T09:59:17.542-08:00The signs are telling<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHdQq5YET8gZQ7B7aSockLGzcl-L6toV_sR_Su0C4Ugfdq46bhC63m2LaXb82YTWwV42Ur7UplYRDH1ihyphenhyphenz8wBt9f6vGZNzI0kWM0qlx0GzX5PeMy7AIJVMwNZ05RLu2jVGWr4kx7VN7rN/s1600/uni-cld-1.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 210px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHdQq5YET8gZQ7B7aSockLGzcl-L6toV_sR_Su0C4Ugfdq46bhC63m2LaXb82YTWwV42Ur7UplYRDH1ihyphenhyphenz8wBt9f6vGZNzI0kWM0qlx0GzX5PeMy7AIJVMwNZ05RLu2jVGWr4kx7VN7rN/s320/uni-cld-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408102233772630466" /></a><br /><br />We are heading out for Thanksgiving in Mishawaka, Indiana tomorrow. The land of cold beer and NASCAR, where you can get your pick of chewing tobacco from a glass case in the super market while 3-11 plays on the car stereos idling in the parking lot . Every chain restaurant and their spawn have set themselves down on long stretches of road. Chili's, Outback Steakhouse and Applebee's repeat themselves over and over like a skipping record. <p><br /> Don't get me wrong, I like visiting my in-laws in Mishawaka. It reminds me of the town in Kansas where I grew up, and why I left. </p><p><br /> Among the rows of chain stores and restaurants you can find a few local gems. I wrote down some of my favorites from our last visit:</p><p><br />Extreme Tan & Health - Because tanning is extremely healthy. </p><p><br />Quaker Stake & Lube - Who is coming in for what is anyone's guess.</p><p><br />Le Follicle - French for chic nail saloon.</p><p><br />Leather Banana - Leather for the whole family!</p><p><br />Pleasure Land Museum - No, you aren't going to a porn shop, that's crazy. This is a classy museum that happens to be filled with porn. Stop feeling guilty and go get an education. </p><p><br /><br />Maybe some of you will catch snicker worthy signs on your Thanksgiving travels to see your family for self induced food comas, slight bickering and naps. One word of advice, if you go by a Quaker Stake & Lube just keep driving. </p><p><br /><br />Happy Thanksgiving</p>Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-64122224347607819542009-08-03T17:05:00.000-07:002009-08-03T17:08:55.555-07:00Girls Rock! Camp Cliff Notes Day 1-When the Jonas Brothers are used as an example of pop rock, the response is about 60 out of 80 girls, ages 8-17 yelling "Boooo" or "Ewwww" loudly. <p><br /><br />-Unlimited gummy bears provided by Whole Foods in the counselor's lounge ( which is actually a swelteringly hot teacher's lounge with a giant box of unlimited gummy bears from Whole Foods), eat your heart out Eric. <p><br /><br />-The girls in my band struggle to name themselves. Out the many, many suggestions my favorites were: Homecoming Riot, Gothic Thunder, 50 Pound Feather, Hola, and "Hey, let's make our name something in German." The band is yet to be named.<p><br /><br />-Hearing my daughter and her friend Amaya explain that their band, The Ravens are writing a song about a killer snowman. Discarded song ideas were writing about a terrifying flying pink hamster or a drunken boa. <p><br /><br />-Watching a clip of Sister Rosetta in the Women Who Rock lecture, the woman is incredible! <p><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JeaBNAXfHfQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JeaBNAXfHfQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-84828535071749584762009-08-02T19:07:00.000-07:002009-08-02T19:10:23.104-07:00A little more crunchy then my usual style:<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGUgEt-Aj_bd0bXLMVUK0haaLlphsFnFa0HEohOYo-PrgbJ86J9PVaL0CL1Wq7BlgIaTWRIwmLJiTFNf-APVMVpu-LQbTsOCQv5X751RRpwoh_CgsXqAFgxQAk2eFX1p51UoBplCTcOqFM/s1600-h/RT15.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGUgEt-Aj_bd0bXLMVUK0haaLlphsFnFa0HEohOYo-PrgbJ86J9PVaL0CL1Wq7BlgIaTWRIwmLJiTFNf-APVMVpu-LQbTsOCQv5X751RRpwoh_CgsXqAFgxQAk2eFX1p51UoBplCTcOqFM/s320/RT15.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365554007786542818" /></a><br />In the red tent with sixteen other women. Some who I've known for years, some I met that night. We connected as mothers or doulas or on the way to becoming midwives or all of the above. I'm usually no good at these types of things. I don't open up easily in front of large groups.<p><br /> The first moments in the tent have a shyness to them, everyone worked on getting settled into the space physically emotionally. The first poem was read, "Tonight we toast the naked ladies, those leafless lilies that flaunt their fine pink all through the crush of saucy August..." to cut up the awkwardness, and let the stories out. <p><br /> Three candles to represent birth, life and death, three topics we circled around. The poems and stories wove through these central themes, tears go to laughter, laughter back to tears. I found solace in discovering I'm not the only one loosing their mind practicing the terrifying act of raising a son, and unleashing him into the world (also known as kindergarden). I found joy in the fact that several of us had the same midwife grab onto our newborns as we pushed them out, passing their slippery bodies up into our hands or bearing witness as we ecstatically caught them ourselves. All these stories, different and similar to my own. <p><br /> I lay in bed that night remembering. In my first birth I had a strong sense of the female. Women, women, women all around coaxing me through birth, women present in the room, women in my mind. Then right in the peak of labor, at the darkest point the women/myself said "This is what you'll do now." Over nine years ago, the light that turned on right before I pushed out my daughter still glows. At times it has flickered, changed colors or threaten to burst, but a calling is best when answered. A calling is not easily ignored.<p><br /> I lay in bed that night honored. I scoop up these women in the tent, their loss, joy, hardships and carry them with me, knowing that whether they know it or not they carry me along too.Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-19867266164592828362009-05-27T21:14:00.000-07:002009-05-27T21:18:16.445-07:00Potter, Pros and Cons<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq6zkubPMmoF1RcYw_jt_MNP8k7ElMOjVbIOCKWpJ5TTVz7jqts800mJ0y-gEDdHz6mMTu1Ha6Cl55NwPmlDE43FS940SVz08luBFb_nMuQMuh-msDYF-knXEfE9__oCHcO4c8vgbm0MBD/s1600-h/boing13.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq6zkubPMmoF1RcYw_jt_MNP8k7ElMOjVbIOCKWpJ5TTVz7jqts800mJ0y-gEDdHz6mMTu1Ha6Cl55NwPmlDE43FS940SVz08luBFb_nMuQMuh-msDYF-knXEfE9__oCHcO4c8vgbm0MBD/s320/boing13.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340724286167568562" /></a><br /> We went to the Harry Potter Exhibition at the Museum of Science and Industry for my daughter's 9th birthday (http://www.msichicago.org/whats-here/exhibits/harry-potter/ ). I thought I would blog about the pros and cons of our experience for those of you thinking about going.<p><br /> A note before we start, I'm into Harry Potter. I've read all the books and will see all the movies as they come out. However I don't love Harry Potter enough to go to a midnight showing of any sort and I can't tell you the names of the kids in Hufflepuff. Just so we are both clear.<p><br /><br />PROS<p><br /><br />The Exhibition is set up in a way that flows nicely, starting off with a dramatic entry. I won't give it away so you can enjoy it yourself. <p><br /><br />There is a lot of detail through out the exhibit. I'd love to get my hands on the Cedric Diggory button, from the triwizzard tournament, with his face beaming like the sun. Robert Pattinson was destined to be a teenage (and their mother's) heart throb. <p><br /><br />It is interesting to see how much character was put into each of the wizard's wands when viewed up close. <p><br /><br />I got to sit in Hagrid's chair inside his hut. I felt like a little kid because the chair was so gigantic. <p><br /><br />The people that work the exhibit are obviously Potter fans and excited to be there. Tevya was the only kid on our tour and one of workers followed her around asking her questions and helping her to play a game. <p><br /><br />CONS<p><br /><br />Get ready to spend some money. Ticket prices are high, parking is $16 and the gift shop (which you are conveniently let out into at the end of the exhibit) is out of control. The knick knacks are for die hard fans only, and way over priced. We made it out with the cheapest thing in the gift shop, a book mark for $3.95. <p><br /><br />I got to sit in Hagrid's chair, but I couldn't take a picture because they banned all cameras.<p><br /><br />EVERYONE who works the Potter Exhibition is British! No wait, they're all American cheerleaders with horribly fake english accents. The staff are so overly enthusiastic that you instinctively take a few steps back when they come at you. I've never meet a Brit that over the moon happy in my life. <p><br /><br />Because Tevya was the only kid on the tour the employees paid heavy attention to her. "Did she want to toss around the bludger?" "How about pull up a mandrake?" "What house did she belong to?" To the last question she responded "I'm not in a house. I like Gryffindor, but I don't belong to a house." Translated this means, "Doesn't this lady know I'm not in the book?" Tevya kept giving me the eye, wishing these happy helpers would let her look at the exhibit in peace. I'm sure this is a pro for other children who are less literal and sarcastic as my little sweet pea. <p><br /><br /><br /> To sum things up, go when the museum is open so you can enjoy all that it has to offer. The Harry Potter Exhibition is worth seeing if you have money to burn and/or you are an extreme Potter fan.Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-57383263406269185232009-05-12T18:21:00.000-07:002009-05-12T18:25:56.275-07:00Vacation Cliff Notes, Still a Hefty Read<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjcc-I26slI-UU4dQlvAe-ab_WquDlU_M-upv9Z0eBnec37TrsI3iNxM13-gl_ySKRzJvB1C7LLiciDz1PcjssOz_9GgYGFZmdDdwkRGD5oWufHxrn9wKWBfQxteMan4Rkule80xMRsbfe/s1600-h/EC9.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjcc-I26slI-UU4dQlvAe-ab_WquDlU_M-upv9Z0eBnec37TrsI3iNxM13-gl_ySKRzJvB1C7LLiciDz1PcjssOz_9GgYGFZmdDdwkRGD5oWufHxrn9wKWBfQxteMan4Rkule80xMRsbfe/s320/EC9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335113603980520786" /></a><br />Drive, drive and drive more.<p><br /> Up at 5 am, watch a dirty sunrise over Indiana. We drive...we drive for 14 hours. 9pm finds us at the hotel with numb butts, exhausted Ipods and burnt minds. We eat nachos from room service and go to bed.<p><br /><br />I want to move to Pennsylvania<p><br /> We drive through Easton, Pennsylvania to get to Ringing Rocks county park (http://www.delawareandlehigh.org/site.asp?siteid=642) Pennsylvania is love at first sight for me. I don't know how to tell Chicago, but I'm ready to move into a little house on the Delaware river. <p><br /> We arrive at Ringing Rocks and spend the morning banging on rocks to make them ring. Afterwards we cross over to New Jersey. I'm less enchanted by the Garden State, but Cindy (Eric's sister) has a charming house on a hill. Over the week we will see deer running through the woods below, wild turkeys in the driveway and many a golden finch. Yes, in New Jersey. Cindy takes us to a raptor rescue next to the Great Swamp National Wildlife Refuge which is close to her home. The birds are glorious, even with broken wings.<p><br /><br />"A-miracle" - Omar's take on saying America<p><br /> A wet rainy day and some cagey kids leads us to a trip to Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty. The drive on the New Jersey turnpike gets the Soprano's theme song stuck in my head. <p><br />I play cards with the kids on the floor of one of rooms on Ellis Island where immigrants waited to be allowed into the country. The Statue of Liberty is tremendously green and I want to take her out disco dancing.<p><br /> Ed cooks a great dinner and we have coffee after dinner while the kids sleep upstairs. When did I become my parents? <p><br /><br />New Jersey vs. Pennsylvania<p><br /> We take the kids to Howell's Living History Farm (http://www.howellfarm.org/) which is basically a farm, but the employees dress like extras from Little House on the Prairie. We were the only people visiting the farm that weren't part of a class field trip and this seemed to confuse and upset some of the farm workers, but the lady if the gift shop was very sweet. She gave Tevya a ball of home made yarn to make a doll with. Tevya was playing the jaded city kid to the max and had no use for the yarn. I made a strange little doll with it and impressed no one. <p><br /> Next we went into Lambertville, New Jersey and New Hope, Pennsylvania. Tevya and I stuck to the New Jersey side while Eric and Omar went over the bridge to Pennsylvania. We look at the boutique shops. None of them were really my style except this place: http://www.americadesigns.com/ . As we were leaving Eric informed me all the great shops where over in New Hope, PA. Then it's back for another drive along the Delaware. I get to drool over those quirky houses pressed up between the road and the river for a second time. <p><br /><br />"Regular coffee" comes with milk in New York City, in Chicago it's black<p><br /> We ride the train in to Penn Station. Did you know they have cupcakes inside bakery cases, inside bakeries, inside Penn Station? They do. As we took the escalator up to the street my first thought was that New York City is like Chicago...on crack and Red Bull. It's excitingly frantic and we move along with all the people, pushing upstream to Bryant Park. Ooooh the fashion district, I start talking like Tim Gunn, but only in my head so not to annoy my family. We hang out at the public library until it's time to check into our hotel.<p><br /> The lobby of the Hotel Pennsylvania is awash with tween/teen British kids on dance/music school trip. Over 40 girls with bangs resembling my daughter's sit on the floor waiting to leave the hotel. Tevya could have literally slipped into the group unnoticed. I deposit my family in the room and go next door to H&M, until they start hassling me with calls saying, "We're hungry, we want to see the city too!" Next stop dinner at a Chinese restaurant on a block filled with Korean BBQ joints, souvenir shopping, frozen yogurt at Pink Berry and general smugness at being mistaken for a New Yorker. <p><br /><br />I can't afford to heart New York<p><br /> Day two in Manhattan, we wake up and walk 27 blocks to Central Park. Times Square feels like a giant mall, I'm not inspired to take pictures until we reach the park. The kids climb on rocks like maniacs for the next hour. We walk up 5th Avenue to find an ATM for a Hansom cab ride around part of the park, which was not cheap, but the kids are thrilled. <p><br /> Final stop is to the tram over the Queensboro bridge to Roosevelt Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roosevelt_Island), where the movie Dark Water was filmed. It is a creepy movie and I figured the island will look differently in the light of day. But the creepy holds. It's a strange little place, dead center in the island giant condominiums are being built which empty out affluent mothers pushing strollers. As you walk further to the sides of the island you get a desolate looking hospital on one side and apartments stacked on each other like graham crackers. The apartments towering over the main road that curves through even more graham cracker buildings. The locals here are more everyday folk and many are limbless. We see a guy with no legs laying on a small hospital bed outside a corner store, reading the daily paper. I'm thrilled and want to stay, but the kids are exhausted from the walking, climbing, playing and more walking. We ride the subway back to Penn Station, only getting a quarter done of what we wanted to do. I want more time. We didn't even make to Brooklyn! <p><br /><br />One day to departure<p><br /> I'm still buzzing around like we are in the city. I try for one last trip back to New Hope, Penn but no one is having it. TV, naps, packing and reading are on the menu. We go back to the Great Swamp for a walk and then eat dinner at Casa Maya, where not tank tops are allowed. One day I will solve this tank top mystery. <p><br /><br />So long, happy birth day<p><br /> We say our goodbyes, Cindy and Ed were so gracious and they appear to still be fond of our son even after having him in their house for almost a week. I turned "25" on the road. We discover an Indian buffet in the Poconos called Tandor Palace. The restaurant resides in a train car, which means Omar will enjoy eating there too. The food was excellent, almost worth driving back for. We stop at a hotel with a pool, swim are hearts out and have Taco Bell for dinner.<p><br /><br />Home<p><br /> One more swim before getting back in the car. Omar tells me happy birthday again. He also says I'm a mermaid with chocolate hair and doesn't even ask for a treat. Ohio is filled with barns collapsing in on themselves and hawks circling the tree lines. My heart swells when we get onto Lake Shore Drive, maybe I'm not done with Chicago yet. I turn around to look at the kids and Tevya has a goofy smile while Omar blows kisses to the city line. It could be the 9 hours in the car but I think everyone is glad to be home.<p><br /><br /><br />Special Thanks to Santogold/Diplo Mixtape, Neko Case, Beats Antique, Pixies, Kid Sister, The National, MGMT, Special Agent Oso and Lykke Li for making the hours pass in the car.Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-37895604298646374262009-04-29T13:13:00.000-07:002009-04-29T13:15:49.261-07:00Natalie needs you to stage an intervention on her behalf for the following things:<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMv274uS-U58vS4yzADn3vAL-KWjCZqZ5iCiq2226p-lVo-R-azYW9kk_gefN0pnBegClQGPufAi28K_HsuRJpYuHmcNT97Lg0C0gOILbuXRv-LzkJyX7zFbszINjCrH4-eoLVNq2GfCcL/s1600-h/CCSCrisisInterventionFam.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMv274uS-U58vS4yzADn3vAL-KWjCZqZ5iCiq2226p-lVo-R-azYW9kk_gefN0pnBegClQGPufAi28K_HsuRJpYuHmcNT97Lg0C0gOILbuXRv-LzkJyX7zFbszINjCrH4-eoLVNq2GfCcL/s320/CCSCrisisInterventionFam.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330209581822992178" /></a><br />The over purchasing of lip gloss and belly dance gear<p><br />The over consumption of coffee <p><br />The reading of the Twilight book series<p><br />The singing of "Good News! Cigarette Juice" on a daily basis<p><br />Cussing like a sailor <p><br />Bad grammar, bad, bad grammar<p><br />Not blogging about our trip up to the East Coast<p>Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-48721440047889576382009-04-01T07:17:00.000-07:002009-04-01T07:22:00.058-07:00Vacation Predictions:Pillow fights<p><br />Swims<p><br />Melt downs in the back seat<p><br />Brooklyn<p><br />Euphoria from not being on call which leads to<p><br />Drinking too much coffee which leads to <p><br />Staying up late because I'm not on call<p><br />Runs in the woods<p><br />Pokemon card battles that end in actual battles<p><br />Star gazing <p><br />Taking the tram out to Roosevelt Island<p><br />Shopping<p><br />Shopping for Kitsch <p><br />Adventure and joy sprinkled with minor threats to the children's livesNataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-48207361050029062652009-03-15T16:57:00.000-07:002009-03-15T17:17:23.877-07:00Red-Legged Honeycrepper<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNxVxjCzAtRPxfNXERanNDM4pys5WtROUYpMAXR9EoomdYFIfvtjf3nZpFzvIiyVdEu4RruuZpbWeE6Vq8Y-ffxjNtX65CMf2mQuUobygc_fxWDmg53jtCCIRNMiQFmTeDfpdLQWv1yWvc/s1600-h/il_fullxfull.61150913.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNxVxjCzAtRPxfNXERanNDM4pys5WtROUYpMAXR9EoomdYFIfvtjf3nZpFzvIiyVdEu4RruuZpbWeE6Vq8Y-ffxjNtX65CMf2mQuUobygc_fxWDmg53jtCCIRNMiQFmTeDfpdLQWv1yWvc/s320/il_fullxfull.61150913.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5313572881593213282" /></a><br />Today at the Lincoln Park Zoo I learned some thing I should have known a long time ago. Of all the animals in the animal kingdom, birds hold the title of most awesomely named. Behold!<p><br />Orange Bishop (covert op for the C.I.A)<p><br />Blue-Face Honeyeater (circus legend)<p><br />Snowy Egret (topped the charts in the 60's)<p><br />Hamerkop ("Back for Blood, Hammerkop II")<p><br />Emerald Starling (exotic dancer)<p><br />Cape Thick-Knee (the dreaded pirate)<p><br />Yellow-Throated Laughing Thrush (what happens when you drink the water)<p><br />Inca Tern (published several times in The Lancet) <p><br />Sunbittern (opened for Jimmy Buffett) <p><br />Twany Frogmouth (BFF's with Emerald Starling)<p><br />Red Knot (is Live at the Apollo!) <p><br />Piping Plover (my new favorite cuss word) <p>Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-25198544022400533822009-02-04T14:43:00.000-08:002009-02-04T15:04:21.427-08:00It's too cold to blog<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8d8wIWKAFV6z8fE615eWzr7Hqcnfrelaf5qEasHFom_l3CVYjmVCgvRIndQ23vM_XUXBAJ7jQPeB4L-VfkNVW9LgoE0yeI3ELU8W20S6VqfOsJ6hG_COMnvD4phMJNxkHwRkpKw4k1jdD/s1600-h/Icicles.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8d8wIWKAFV6z8fE615eWzr7Hqcnfrelaf5qEasHFom_l3CVYjmVCgvRIndQ23vM_XUXBAJ7jQPeB4L-VfkNVW9LgoE0yeI3ELU8W20S6VqfOsJ6hG_COMnvD4phMJNxkHwRkpKw4k1jdD/s320/Icicles.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299081894131379026" /></a><br />I know it's been said 1,000 times or more but I am so sick of winter. Sick, sick, sick of it. I used to love cold weather, but I think one too many Chicago winters has turned me bitter. I’ve become a pasty ghost, shallow eyed and asleep waiting for shift in the weather. <br /><br /> I go in my closet and look at all the lovely summer dresses I have tucked away. Some are boxed up, their bright floral patterns pressing up against the side of the plastic container, waiting for release. My other dresses spill out over the tops for me to touch, to wish on. <br /><br />The cold has become an excuse, an enemy. I won't go hang out with friends because it's too cold. I should go to the store and buy groceries so my family can eat but it's too cold. I didn't want to walk a block in cold to get a cupcake last week because it was too cold. One block! A cupcake! <br /><br />I keep thinking of this Chekhov quote: "People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy." <br /><br />I think it's time I took up a new hobby seeing how I'm already a master at complaining.Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-30730644159107879912009-01-14T15:48:00.001-08:002009-01-14T15:51:11.891-08:00New York, New York<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipKGaE7ZT59ejAPDdiz37J4v1fF-HLm4Vw7cZKrELVg8PHpwk2lp7_56qlgPWMGulxDmsBUZGY7CRRzzyvDJouHC416x-hYqI6ss8sjrGGipgON7BxdSlCMVBeoAaOIgZl2RoDhyphenhyphenOcgAvP/s1600-h/152.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipKGaE7ZT59ejAPDdiz37J4v1fF-HLm4Vw7cZKrELVg8PHpwk2lp7_56qlgPWMGulxDmsBUZGY7CRRzzyvDJouHC416x-hYqI6ss8sjrGGipgON7BxdSlCMVBeoAaOIgZl2RoDhyphenhyphenOcgAvP/s320/152.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291301007530586930" /></a><br />This spring we are headed up to New York City for the first time. There is only one thing I really want to do once there. I want to drink coffee out of this cup. That's it. Everything else is gravy.Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-81013871124738382692008-12-23T17:09:00.000-08:002008-12-23T17:15:28.948-08:00Winter Break To-Do List<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxkwDFPPV707vVfv8DgpJD4xntb2fq-eoa0xjMKl8FT90bAb6DXjLOD-P5XcwyHBcF2kgwKdU1_eixByp1hGbXr8QHB_h_q2fbmtSXaShD7gYQTTHN9N3_v3zsMNts2LNCglmkKFfszcAl/s1600-h/retro_holiday.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxkwDFPPV707vVfv8DgpJD4xntb2fq-eoa0xjMKl8FT90bAb6DXjLOD-P5XcwyHBcF2kgwKdU1_eixByp1hGbXr8QHB_h_q2fbmtSXaShD7gYQTTHN9N3_v3zsMNts2LNCglmkKFfszcAl/s320/retro_holiday.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283158037109283538" /></a><p><br />-Install a cage in living room that way if the kids start to fight we can have a cage match. Be sure to charge admission.<p><br />-Make grandparents sign a contract stating if they give the children sugar they are responsible for said children until they come down from their sugar high.<p><br />-Family bonding! Cook meals together, fall down at the ice skating rink together!<p><br />-Go to see the movies the kids want to see, except Madagascar 2. Try explain to children that it got really bad reviews and they will have to wait until it comes out on DVD.<p><br />-Wear something besides yoga pants and snow boots when out on the town.<p><br />-Take goofy family portrait at home, send the out to friends a family and wait for the complaints that we didn't go to Sears to have it done.<p><br />Happy Holidays!Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-46575822378666010392008-12-14T17:00:00.000-08:002008-12-14T17:08:24.039-08:00Wicked Classy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpLrwgrkEe9iPjKlEIXxXFHqt51spr-AhjOSz29nbha2wAYCTWzjqgJ4MaCWJq9DrtCyDEKdKamkjzqy21iRVccGaPBKJZVmlVpTjzPO92hpzDRzHgKgxdzMvCP8Bw81odSZ9mKC-n5JZz/s1600-h/lbritain2main_070124041506397_wideweb__300x456.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpLrwgrkEe9iPjKlEIXxXFHqt51spr-AhjOSz29nbha2wAYCTWzjqgJ4MaCWJq9DrtCyDEKdKamkjzqy21iRVccGaPBKJZVmlVpTjzPO92hpzDRzHgKgxdzMvCP8Bw81odSZ9mKC-n5JZz/s320/lbritain2main_070124041506397_wideweb__300x456.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5279817386175954098" /></a><br />My mother is always telling me I look "wicked" or "classy". After watching me in a dance performance today she said I have "attitude", but I believe she meant stage presence. When you combine these three words: wicked, classy and attitude the only person that truly comes to mind is Daffyd from Little Britain. Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-52609651714490393222008-11-29T06:25:00.000-08:002008-11-29T06:35:15.019-08:00Home Cooking, Not So Much*<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKdMLFX5vt6XkIVMRbZrpSZA3MIjSxyMesH3_EgnqOEBVQcz2UG9y0RtKqrLoY850Q0hjBAFDsOOVJ1iFahOO-zmsKid0ThIMwphx-n-wDnhhIjbEjvPBu0UnklyzNHL4MUpLNbl6GwP4e/s1600-h/fluffymackeralpudding.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 259px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKdMLFX5vt6XkIVMRbZrpSZA3MIjSxyMesH3_EgnqOEBVQcz2UG9y0RtKqrLoY850Q0hjBAFDsOOVJ1iFahOO-zmsKid0ThIMwphx-n-wDnhhIjbEjvPBu0UnklyzNHL4MUpLNbl6GwP4e/s320/fluffymackeralpudding.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274086932055777010" /></a><br />My mom has a deep history of cooking just plain awful food. I thought I would blog about some of her more memorable moments... <p><br />The WonBomb</p><p> My dad used to love wonton soup. When he and my mom were first married she decided to make him some wonton soup at home. For those of you who haven't had the soup, it usually consists of a broth and little dumplings with meat inside. My mom made her dumplings so BIG only three would fit in the entire pot so my dad coined the term "WonBomb" soup. Brick Bread Also in early marriage my mother was able to make an apricot bread so dry that it was not only uneatable but unbreakable. When she threw it out to the birds, one got their beak stuck in it and she had to rescue the bird from her bread. </p><p>Snot Surprise</p><p> When I was 12 I decided to become a vegetarian. I didn't want to eat any animals and River Phoenix was vegetarian so it sounded like a great plan. My mother, a midwesterner through and through, was worried I wouldn't get enough protein. She bought a bunch of vegetarian cook books and proceeded to not follow the recipes. She combined the following ingredients together for the most terrifying casserole on the planet...Cream of corn and mushroom soup, spaghetti noodles, mozzarella cheese and peas. The casserole came out of the oven like a wolf in sheep's clothing. I remember thinking it might actually be palatable. My mom cut into the dish, pulled out a section that looked just like a giant pile of mucus. We both screamed as a stretchy, slimy string of green tinted cheese would not release it's self from the serving spoon. </p><p>The casserole was tossed and we went out for Chinese food. The Soy Sauce Omelet and A1 Stir Fry My mom also made the world's saltiest omelet with soy sauce, the yellow of the egg completely turned brown. A few nights later she decide to make stir fry and we had no soy sauce (hmmm...I wonder why?) so she used A1 instead. The taste of both still make my tongue want to crawl down my throat. </p><p>The Horror Soups</p><p> I should say, my mom could make some good tasting soup, or chicken soup to be exact. She made a tasty simple chicken soup that always made you feel better when you were sick. When she strayed past that things got ugly. I remember when I was in high school she fed my friend and I a "refried bean soup" that was gray. My friend looked at me with wide eyes and whispered "It's gray...how...?" We threw the soup out the window and went over to our friend's house were we could smoke cigarettes and eat her family's bulk food from Sam's Club. Teenagers. She also made pigs feet soup. Once a month there would be a pot boiling on the stove with actual pigs feet sticking out the top. I can't tell you how awful it tasted because after taking one look at it I said "Oh hell no! " and never touched even a spoon full. She used to feed it to her coworkers who she swears to this day "just loved it".</p><p> And Two Final Highlights</p><p> My mother also had a relentless need to feed any new boyfriend I had a "grilled steak". It would take them HOURS to chew it. Maybe it was a crafty move on her part to keep us at home where she could have an eye on us.</p><p> This last bit isn't about her cooking but it usually comes up when I'm talking about her cooking. When I was maybe 8 or 9 years old "wine coolers" were popping up in the super markets. Our local grocery store carried booze on one side of an isle and juices on the other. There was a display of this "Bartles & Jaymes" right in the middle of the isle between the booze and juice which made since in retrospect. My mom, always a sucker for packaging (unlike myself :) said "Ooooh, l look at the fancy juices. Let's get some and we can put them in your lunch box!" Thank the heavens an all their glory she decided we should have a "juice" with dinner. I took one swig and said "This tastes funny...I think there is alcohol in it." My mom argued with me for about 10 minutes until I got the bottle from the kitchen, and showed her where it said ALCOHOL in the ingredients section. She was so so embarrassed, but we have spent years cracking up about me busting out a wine cooler at lunch in 4th grade. When my kids complain about my cooking I don't tell them about starving children in other countries, I tell them about their grandma's cooking...a very real threat close to home. </p><p>As a closing note, my mother made up for her poor cooking skills by having lots and lots of love.<br />*Rehashed from my 12/06 Myspace Blog</p>Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-81124345291988117972008-11-29T05:53:00.000-08:002008-11-29T05:57:17.832-08:00Under the Influence<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZgKsCKwo6Q4uXLMEE4K6Se135_-g0ZOSQbrkqoBbzKSdLR-k6eohRBK7CjH7B-xcit5DkahDsV06NgL_dNQa8uTjrtcBrV-l6xW0ieEYwTGGCNfdp7Ubs09D0shN2VixuEAr5TFEGT8uG/s1600-h/blog.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZgKsCKwo6Q4uXLMEE4K6Se135_-g0ZOSQbrkqoBbzKSdLR-k6eohRBK7CjH7B-xcit5DkahDsV06NgL_dNQa8uTjrtcBrV-l6xW0ieEYwTGGCNfdp7Ubs09D0shN2VixuEAr5TFEGT8uG/s320/blog.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5274077922181655090" /></a><br /> I need to stop watching Top Chef and move away from Chicago. For Thanksgiving I made homemade macaroni and cheese that suuuuuucked. I had made the same recipe at Thanksgiving three years earlier and one of my sister-in-law's still talks about how amazing it was. I hadn't made this mac and cheese recipe since then and was a little cocky. The dish was bone dry, slightly sour and I was mortified. I also made red velvet cake for the first time and burnt corners. The shame! Eric had to listen to me obsess over my missteps all the ways home. <p><br /> It's all Top Chef and the city of Chicago's fault, I never would have cared about this years ago when the show didn't exist and I lived in a small college town out West. I need to be living somewhere where the only pizza you can get is from Little Cesears. A town where you can't eat food from around the world and "Italian" is considered exotic. I know what good food tastes like. I hold myself to much higher standards now.<p><br /> I woke up yesterday morning intent on redoing the recipes. I figured out what happened with the macaroni immediately. I had forgotten to double certain parts of the recipe, like the butter and milk...the things that would have helped take the crunchy texture out of the macaroni. Yeah. My Black Friday mac and cheese turned out beautifully (see picture). I stood over my stove cooing "You. You should have been the one..." Since the red velvet cake turned out decent I decided to make a gluten free white cake with blueberrys and no burned corners. <p><br /> A few family and friends got to gobble down my food remix and I slept soundly last night.Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2031041869645547338.post-82340278197761260452008-11-17T12:18:00.000-08:002008-11-17T13:22:22.369-08:00And they call it "Torty" love!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTAKSfK_QDM2FD_yA9bD7gIhvEj5725ui-uRaSx7tSZPuIH4MUW_fMR64Frn46dNPycG-SqLrw7UCh24NwVmSyQ9Q5cvhHAu4DHNKNdct2yY_OyNIZ3Cs0X8xrPrfLUdDkDiI7CBPVSGxX/s1600-h/torty.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTAKSfK_QDM2FD_yA9bD7gIhvEj5725ui-uRaSx7tSZPuIH4MUW_fMR64Frn46dNPycG-SqLrw7UCh24NwVmSyQ9Q5cvhHAu4DHNKNdct2yY_OyNIZ3Cs0X8xrPrfLUdDkDiI7CBPVSGxX/s320/torty.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269724748723241058" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I figured the best way to launch into the blogging world would be to introduce you to our newest family member, Torty. He is a Sulcata tortoise from Africa. I'll bet you'll never guess in a million years what Torty is short for.<p><br /> He came to live with us 3 days ago when Jose, my brother-in-law called me from work and said, "Do you guys want a tortoise?" He assured us that the tortoise would arrive with everything needed and that he would be a low maintenance pet. I called Eric and we both agreed it was a good idea. Plus we could rack up some "Coolest Parents in the World" points, so why not?<p><br /> Eric and Jose hauled up this giant blue plastic bin to our third floor apartment, set it on the floor and Jose pulled out the tortoise for us all to see. I thought I would take a half-hearted interest in the little walking shell for the most part, wanting my cool points more then anything else. Jose could hold the tortoise's elaborately patterned shell between his thumb and middle finger. You could tell the tortoise was a bit scared not having solid ground underneath his feet. He was moving his spiky legs this way and that, hoping to connect with something solid. His eyes were unsure as he took in his new surroundings. I found myself saying, "Aww, he's so sweet." and was completely charmed.<p><br /> The kids discussed what to name our new little friend. Omar suggested Snow Drop, a highly appropriate name for any African desert reptile. However, Tevya won out with the name Torty. His full name is Torty Tortisan Snow Drop in case you were wondering.<br /> I didn't realize until the next day that out of all of us, Torty had stolen Eric's heart the most. Eric went on a research frenzy and discovered all sorts of interesting things about Torty. First off, we had all the wrong stuff for him to eat, walk on or to have a happy home life in general. Eric and Omar went out to buy special dirt and vitamin D supplements for tortoises. Eric made him a house to hide in, cleans out his water dish constantly and makes sure Torty is eating a well balanced diet. Eric emailed me 4 times today about Torty, and it is currently just past noon. He has joined an online group for Sulcata owners for advice. It is clear that he loves the tortoise more then the rest of us.<p><br /> Another startling discovery was that in 5-6 years, Torty could weigh 50 pounds. He's currently about the size of a tea saucer, to give you some perspective. A 50 pound tortoise + chicago apartment (with no yard) = "What the hell did we get ourselves into?". It appears that after the 6th year they have an even bigger growth spurt and can get up 100 pounds. Eric read that people will abandon their Sulcatas in Texas or New Mexico, climates similar to the northern parts of Africa, when they get too big. Tevya mentioned we could give him to a zoo and Omar broke into a huge sobbing fit at the idea of loosing Torty. It is something to think about for the future but right now I can't wait to take him out to the park for a little snack when the grass is growing again.<br /></div><div><br /></div>Nataliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10317460408475851349noreply@blogger.com2